Published on July 5th, 2012 | by Bags Hooper2
Total Recall: Place Your Bets – How Quick Will the Black Guy Die?
One of the most talked about and anticipated movies throughout all of geekdom this Summer is Total Recall, featuring Colin Farrell stepping into the shoes that Arnold Schwarzenegger made famous.
Despite the remake label, the trailers have all been great – lots of action and just enough dialogue to let us know that the movie shouldn’t be cheesy. Now, we see that an old-time favorite has nailed her place in the remake. Yup, the three-breasted woman is back, more titillating than ever. We also see Breaking Bad‘s Bryan Cranston in action as he tries to stop Farrell.
Bokeem Woodbine also makes his Recall debut in this trailer, and I have to wonder, based off of the scenes how quick will Woodbine’s character die? It seems as though he has been aptly placed in the role of cannon fodder for Farrell. And if the script doesn’t stray to far from the original film, Woodbine will indeed go. Whether it’s an action flick or a horror fest, the black guys die quick. Let’s just see if Woodbine becomes the Crispus Attucks of the Recall War and becomes the first character – with a speaking role – to bite it.
I’m taking bets, how quick do you think the black guy will die?
Total Recall also stars Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, John Cho, and Bill Nighy. See the newest trailer below: