‘How I Met Your Mother’ Season 7 Finale: 5 Things to Hope for

by Alan Danzis on May 13, 2012 · 8 comments

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If you have read my previous review of How I Met Your Mother, you should know that I have not been a true fan of the show in the last two to three years. There’s a handful of episodes over that time that I’ve liked and/or laughed at, but for the most part, I’m watching out of obligation for the first few brilliant seasons, and a hope, that my dedication will pay off in some of the long-standing storylines.

So going into Monday’s finale, which may be the last season finale before next year’s presumed series finale, I’m watching with trepidation. And hope. Here are the five things I’m hoping for.

1. That I’m happy with who Barney marries. It’d be pretty shocking if it wasn’t Robin or Quinn, and for the longest time, I’ve wanted it to be Robin. (And I still want that.) But I’d be happy with Quinn if it makes sense—either Barney gets over his unhappiness with her stripping or she quits. I don’t want a Friends-like situation where Barney actually goes through with marrying Quinn mere moments after telling Robin he loves her (or something equally lame.) I want the Barnacle just to be happy with whomever he chooses—and that will make me happy.

2. That there’s a mention or even an appearance by Marshall or Barney’s father. One of the few bright spots – if you could truly call it that – of last season was how it dealt with Marshall’s father’s death and Barney reconnecting with his Dad. The fact that Marshall is the first of the group to become dad is a big deal, and I feel like we’d be missing a moment if Barney didn’t at least think of his Dad (no appearance necessary) or Marshall didn’t fantasize his father was watching over him, proudly, as he held his child for the first time. They’ve used Marshall’s dad in fantasy sequences before and I wouldn’t want them to overuse that, but it would just feel right here.

3. That there’s no birthing scene. These scenes are almost universally the same on sitcoms—wife in a lot of pain, screaming lame one-liners at the dad. I could do without this.

4. That the writers don’t plant more red herrings. “I’ll get to that later…” is a quote the Bob Saget-version of Ted tells his future kids a lot. For a long time, it was pretty funny and even amazing how the writers could successfully string all these different story strands along. But this year, it often seemed like the writers were planting red herrings solely to see how they could get out of it later. (I think I’ve read in interviews that they even admit to doing that.) But in the last episode, where we finally saw how Marshall and Barney wound up in Atlantic City with Barney wearing the ducky tie showed the writers are having trouble juggling all these balls. Barney had previously gotten rid of the ducky tie and brought it to Atlantic City to… what was the reason? Oh… to make Marshall happy. The ducky tie seemed to have once seemed like a great idea in the writer’s room and then they decided it was lame and got rid of it, but they were stuck with it in that flash forward and had to make it happen, even if it was completely random that Barney brought it with him. No more red herrings—let’s just stick with what we’ve already got on the table. Bringing us to…

5. That we meet the mother. I know I’m in the minority, but I think the show CAN continue with us meeting the mother. And I want to meet her at Barney’s wedding this season. Seeing her leg, the back of her head, etc. will not suffice. Let’s just meet her and make next season about how her and Ted fall in love. It’s time to push the momentum of the story forward and this season finale would be a perfect chance to do so.
So that’s what I’m hoping for come tomorrow night. What are you hoping for in the season finale of How I Met Your Mother?

*Photos courtesy of CBS

Alan Danzis is a lifelong TV watcher, especially of serialized dramas. In his top five list of all time, you’ll find The Shield, The Wire, Deadwood, Lost and Friday Night Lights. (He’s not sure where Mad Men and Breaking Bad go yet since they haven’t finished airing.) But his favorite thing to watch are the sci-fi shows, like Battlestar Galactica, anything British and sci-fi, and shows with vampires. He even put up with Terra Nova, because, well, it had dinosaurs and time travel–you had him at just one of those things. If you can stand his nerdy interests, you can follow him on Twitter at @adanzis.

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{ 8 comments }

Ct_pablo May 13, 2012 at 10:02 pm

I don´t think we’ll meet her, all the spoilers said that Ted is encouraged to go for the one that got away and for one line of the last chapter we can think that it’s Robin, so I think we’ll meet Barneys wife and that’s it (I’m also part of that minority I want to get to know the wife for real not just her face at the series finale)

Alan Danzis May 14, 2012 at 8:41 am

 I don’t actually think we’ll see the mother tonight. I was just hoping…

jgallo02 May 14, 2012 at 6:39 am

Alan, as your friend, you know we disagree with how the show has (or in your opinion hasn’t) evolved. That said, I don’t think we meet the mother tonight – it’d be too many plots for one episode. If you’ve followed the show (and you have), you’d know the show only has (at most) 2 major plotlines per episode. They may peripherally introduce her to the audience but I don’t think we’ll know that it’s her until season 8.

As for the future Mrs Barnacle, darkhorse candidate: Ted’s hot sister Heather, making the tern “uncle barney” legit.

Alan Danzis May 14, 2012 at 8:41 am

 No way it’s not Quinn or Robin.

MDFordyce May 14, 2012 at 10:30 am

Guaranteed we “see” the mother tonight, but it just will not be “announced” that it’s the mother.  Call it a tease, or whatever.  And Jgallo02 is correct.. only 2 plot-lines per episode.  That makes sense.

I too want it to be Robin who Barney marries, because I don’t want Robin to end up with a douche.  Here is a fear of mine.  Remember the guy who Robin use to Anchor with, she fell in love, and then he ditched her by moving to another place for a job?  Don Frank… ring a bell?   Well I bet anything this guy comes back into the picture especially after Robin’s who almost dying helicopter incident.

I don’t want Robin to end up with that guy.

So here are my pipe bombs for tonight.

We are made to believe the bride is Quinn.  What I think the Writers will do is build up the audience to think this is it Quinn is marrying Barney, but in reality it’s Robin.  You have the current timeline – the wedding – and you have the flash backs leading up to it.  I think Quinn tells Barney no.  And I think Ted is the reason why Barney and Robin get together… I think he is the missing piece that finally brings them together.

And the final pipebomb…

Barney’s Sister (half sister)… is Ted’s Wife.

This will make everything come together as to why Barney & Robin are referred to as Aunt Robin and Uncle Barney.

BOOM!  I just blew your minds :)

jgallo02 May 14, 2012 at 12:25 pm

If you listen to the podcasts, the writers LOVE leaving things “open ended” so they can come back to them later. They hate saying the word “never” in the show. That’s why we never found out where the pineapple came from – they said “we never did find out where the pineapple came from.” It’s the one open-ended storyline they have.

That said, Don isn’t coming back. They shut that door with the episode where Robin deletes his number from her phone. 

I agree, Quinn says no. That said, I don’t think Barney/Robin’s wedding is TONIGHT. I think that’s still in the future…we just don’t know it.

Barney’s (half) Sister? THAT’D BE AWESOME – but she’d have to be in that econ class, at the st. patty’s day party, roommates with rachel bilson….so many criteria….

M.D. Fordyce May 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm

I hope you’re right that Don isn’t coming back.  And I agree, the writers love to leave things open ended, and the whole “deleting his number” from her phone did put closure on that issue.

But… (yes there is always a but) I can see the writers doing a “Not so fast” moment where they give away who Barney is marrying.. but they don’t explain why, leaving a cliffhanger for season 8.  They’ve done cliff hangers before (end of season 1, 3)

And to the actual Wedding.. I think you are right… I think tonight we just get a little glimpse as to Barney’s Wife.. we don’t get the explanation… and the actual wedding it self is next season.

And YES!!!  Barney’s (half) sister!!!!!!!!!!  I’m betting the farm on this :)

I hope you’re right though

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