First off, let me apologize for ever suspecting Charmaine was trying to frame Tara for the mural vandalism. But, how could you blame me? She was going after Tara’s man, and we all know nothing is sacred when you’re a husband stealing cougar.
I really feel bad for pointing fingers, especially after learning that Charmaine suffers from D.N.D. No, this isn’t an identity disorder like Tara. Nor, is this the Dungeons and Dragons Club. Displaced Nipple Disorder affects one in five cougars who have been through marital breakups revolving around augmentative breast surgery.
Yes, the United States of Tara deals with the critical issues. Now, Charmaine plans to correct the mistake she made several years ago by having breast surgery one more time to fix her boobs. Despite attempts on her sister’s man, she’ll turn to Tara to be her caretaker while she’s on the difficult road to recovery.
As for Max, he’ll have to decide whether it’s prudent to tell Tara the truth about her father’s bed-wetting problem.
Preview United States of Tara Episode 7: ‘Alterations’
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