Ever wonder if you’re the biggest Harry Potter fan out there? Well, Buzzfocus.com has come up with the Top 10 Harry Potter Geek Test.
TOP 10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE A HARRY POTTER GEEK
10. Whenever you eat a jellybean you don’t like, you say it tastes like earwax or troll boggies.
9. When you play chess and take your opponents pieces, you don’t simply remove it from the board. Instead you strike the piece violently and yell, “That’s Wizard’s Chess!!”
8. For Halloween you think it’s a great idea to wear no costume at all. Instead you dress in completely ordinary clothing and wear a sign that says “Muggle Born.”
7. You’ve transcribed every spell in the Harry Potter series into your own personal spell book.
6. Every time you step on a train platform you subconsciously divide it into 10 equidistant sections and stand precisely at platform 9 and 3/4.
5. When your boss or teacher yells at you, you try to conjur a Patronus.
4. You think the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling is the best thing to happen to children’s literature since “The Little Engine that Could.”
3. You have heated discussions with friends and family members on which house everyone belongs in. One person gets upset when everyone singles them out and says they belong in Slytherin House.
2. During the 2004 U.S. Election, if you were against George W. Bush you called him “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named” … if you were in favor of George W. Bush, you simply called him Lord Voldomort.
And…. the Number 1 Fan:
1. When you found out Dumbledore was gay, you were shocked… not because Dumbledore was gay, but because you did not pick up all the tell tale signs and clues left by JK Rowling.
Other tests that did not make the list:
- You think the Olympics should be replaced by a rousing game of Quidditch
- Instead of getting off the couch to get the remote control for the TV, you find yourself saying either “Accio Remote Control” or “Wingardium Leviosa.”
Enjoy!
saddly i do a whole lot of those things and i regulary try to summon something ive lost (accio left shoe)
Erm….it would be bad if he were gay?
And she did it to boost sales? Yeeeees,because she needs the cash…..
I so picked up the signs that Dumbledore was gay,but thought ‘Nah…J.K wouldn’t, she would get too much s**t’.
But she was tougher than i thought!!
Anywho…am a SUPER late comer to this thread…thanks for the funny interlude!!
The whole gay thing was a ploy by rowling to boost sales.
ha ha..its really good..
i’m a not-on-the-list geek cuz i always use spells 4 doing everyday thngs..
p.s. whatever rowling says- dumbledore wasn’t and never will be gay..
he was the best character after harry in the books and..i really hate rowling for doing such an injustice to him..she’s a liar..
haha. I tried to conjur a patronus when my boss yelled at me for coming in late last week. But, i guess I needed more lessons
I’m a geek and loving every minute of it