Ahh, this years Awards’ “LMAO” moment is here as the nominations for the Razzies were handed out today. If you don’t know, the Razzies honor the worst crap that comes out of Hollywood during the year and are typically announced the day before the Academy Award nods.
Not surprisingly, heading up those nominations are “Basic Instinct 2″ and “Little Man.” Far from her days as an Oscar nominee for her role in “Casino”, Sharon Stone reprised her role in the sequel to the early 90’s thriller. The role was enough to get her a nomination for worst actress, worst picture, and worst couple… apparently for her lopsided breasts. LMAO!
In Little Man, Sean and Marlon Wayans continue their string of slapstick and hit-in-the-crotch humor by telling the story of a midget bank robber that plots to steal a diamond. Brother Keenan also grabbed a nomination for Worst Director for this film.
The nominations for worst of the year:
Worst Picture : “Basic Instinct 2″ “BloodRayne” “Lady in the Water” “Little Man” “Wicker Man”
Worst Actor : Tim Allen - “The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause,” “The Shaggy Dog” and “Zoom” Nicolas Cage - “Wicker Man” Larry the Cable Guy (Dan Whitney) - “Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector” Rob Schneider - “Benchwarmers” and “Little Man” Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans - “Little Man”
Worst Actress : Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff - “Material Girls” Lindsay Lohan - “Just My Luck” Kristanna Loken - “BloodRayne” Jessica Simpson - “Employee of the Month” Sharon Stone - “Basic Instinct 2″
Worst Supporting Actor : Danny DeVito - “Deck the Halls” Ben Kingsley - “BloodRayne” M. Night Shyamalan - “Lady in the Water” Martin Short - “Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause” David Thewlis - “Basic Instinct 2″ and “The Omen”
Worst Supporting Actress : Kate Bosworth - “Superman Returns” Kristin Chenoweth - “Deck the Halls,” “Pink Panther” and “RV” Carmen Electra - “Date Movie” and “Scary Movie” Jenny McCarthy - “John Tucker Must Die” Michelle Rodriguez - “BloodRayne”
Worst Director : Uwe Boll - “BloodRayne” Michael Caton-Jones - “Basic Instinct 2″ Ron Howard - “The Da Vinci Code” M. Night Shyamalan - “Lady in the Water” Keenan Ivory Wayans - “Little Man”
Worst Screenplay : “Basic Instinct 2″ “BloodRayne” “Lady in the Water” “Little Man” “Wicker Man”
Worst Couple : Tim Allen & Martin Short - “Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause” Nicolas Cage & his bear suit - “Wicker Man” Hilary & Haylie Duff - “Material Girls” Sharon Stone’s breasts - “Basic Instinct 2″ Shawn Wayans &/either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans - “Little Man”
Worst Remake or Rip-Off : “Little Man” (Rip-off of 1954 Bugs Bunny cartoon “Baby Buggy Bunny”) “Pink Panther” “Poseidon” “The Shaggy Dog Story” “Wicker Man”
Worst Prequel or Sequel : “Basic Instinct 2″ “Big Momma’s House 2″ “Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties” “Santa Clause 3″ “Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning”
Worst Excuse for a Family Film : “Deck the Halls” “Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties” “RV” “Santa Clause 3″ “The Shaggy Dog”
