O.J. says: 'If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened'

O.J. Simpson, the famous football player turned actor turned acquitted killer is back. In the 1994 Trial of the Century, O.J. Simpson was prosecuted for the murder of ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ronald Goldman. After an appalling court case, where every shred of evidence was thrown out due to mishandling by a befuddled LAPD, OJ was acquitted.

People who watched O.J. run from the police in the most exciting live-car chase ever, can now catch O.J. tell the world “If I Did It, Here’s How it Happened.” That’s right, on November 27th and 29th, in a two-part interview, airing on Fox, O.J. will discuss how he would have committed the killings he was acquitted for. Simpson will also be releasing his new book, “If I Did it” on November 30th. The interview will be conducted by the book publisher, Judith Regan.

Could somebody please shut this guy up. I mean seriously, I’m not a lawyer but there’s got to be some law against tomfoolery. The government’s fine justice system already let you off the hook. So, you lost a little cash in the wrongful death lawsuit filed by the Goldman family, can’t you just be content and disappear? No, this money-hungry-acquitted murderer can’t shut his freakin’ trap. Oh well, the Bag man will probably still be glued to the screen. All jokes aside, if O.J. didn’t do it, what would he have done differently? Worn a bigger glove, maybe?