I’ve just viewed the trailer for Borat, the new movie starring Ali G aka Sacha Baron Cohen. This looks to be an emotional family oriented tale of a man to migrates from Kazakhstan to the U.S…… NOT. Yea, that’s right. NOT. For the dissafected, Mr. Cohen’s back with sophomoric humor to slowly eat away at your brain cells. I guess anybody can just play dress up, spit out a few culturally inept jokes, and get a multimillion dollar deal. Hollywood. Show Business. This is the life. Maybe the Bag Man should just go out and put on a Gorilla costume or dress up in drag. Really do it up and act the Royal Fool. Hey we’re a culture of Capitalism and Entertainment at the expense of others.
Why not? Would you give me a million dollars to act the Fool? Well I got a Newsflash for you couch potatoes: The Bag Man AIN’T gonna do it. That’s right The Bag Man refuses to compromise The Bag Man’s integrity. So I bet now you’re saying “But Bag Man, You’re broke. You live in the slums and you got debtors calling 24/7.” Or Maybe, “Yea, The Bag Man says that now, but put a million in front of him…he’ll change his tune.”
Blah blah blah. I may not have a cent to my name. I may have debt that can rival the U.S. budget. But, I’m not gonna to bow down to the capitalist whims of Hollywood. Not for a few dollars and NOT even to appease these blood-thirsty debt collectors. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
Anyway this isn’t about me. It’s about the movie. Maybe I’ll waste my meal money and see it. Maybe I won’t. If you want me to review it let me know and if enough people say yea… well the Bag Man is there for the people. I’m willing to subject myself to 2 hours of torture for you, but NOT for money.
You’d have to pay ME to see that movie..